Dilation!
Current mood: angsty
Category: Life
I observe Luke's eyes as he plays Halo 3 on his Xbox 360.
Me: "Luke, your pupils are all dilated."
Luke: "What does that mean?"
Me: "They're all ginormous and black."
Luke: "Black?"
Me: "Yeah."
Luke: "OH. I thought you said my NIPPLES were dilated. I was like, 'How can she even see them; I'm wearing a shirt.'"
Me: "I have no idea if your nipples are dilated, nor do I care."
Luke: "Go away, Mommy."
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