Annie, George is dead and his short clone kid just got married. You're outta the game.
Clearly, however, a man's marital status is of no great problem to you! ;)
See you soooooooon and will kiss the hell outta your face. Just don't let Guy Friend kiss you between now and then, because then your face will be yucky. Striking, but yucky. Ok?
I appreciate the clarification, especially since Harrison's in Chicago right now and I'm not. And I KNOW you. REALLY fucking well. I'd have put $100 down that if you'd gone to the after party, you could have....anyway. I don't trust you around Beatle Sons. At all.
Remember, I told you I met Sean Lennon on his solo tour in '96 (I think) and he was really nice and timid, but again, what's it w/the stunted stature of the Beatles' boys? Is Zak Starkey short too? James McCartney? Blech, he's gross regardless.
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I'm saving myself for George Harrison's reincarnation.
We've been over this 1200 times, sweetheart.
Remember my quote from several blogs ago, something to the effect of:
"If you want to fall in love, be in love, and be in love forever, don't fucking ruin it by getting married."
I meant to type 100 times, but got carried away. It only SEEMS like 1200 times.
Annie, George is dead and his short clone kid just got married. You're outta the game.
Clearly, however, a man's marital status is of no great problem to you! ;)
See you soooooooon and will kiss the hell outta your face. Just don't let Guy Friend kiss you between now and then, because then your face will be yucky. Striking, but yucky. Ok?
Don't worry, I won't see Guy Friend beforehand.
Dhani Harrison is too short for me anyway. But in all fairness, he has better tattoos than you do.
Thank you, but I'll take our passion and art over becoming Haus Frau #2 any day.
BMF: "Our passion" = ours, not mine and Dhani's. Just to clarify.
I appreciate the clarification, especially since Harrison's in Chicago right now and I'm not. And I KNOW you. REALLY fucking well. I'd have put $100 down that if you'd gone to the after party, you could have....anyway. I don't trust you around Beatle Sons. At all.
Remember, I told you I met Sean Lennon on his solo tour in '96 (I think) and he was really nice and timid, but again, what's it w/the stunted stature of the Beatles' boys? Is Zak Starkey short too? James McCartney? Blech, he's gross regardless.
Blame their short mothers!
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