City Mouse, Country Mouse.

City Mouse, Country Mouse
Current mood: distractable
Category: Friends

Cows. Corn. Urban Girl Sounds Totally Dumb Conversing with Farm Raised Boy....

Brad: barn rasing is more fun

me: did you ever pull calves out of cows when you were a kid?

Brad: usually don't have to. saw it done once, though

dad had to last month. cow almost took out him and the vet

me: oh my

can't imagine the cow would've been very happy at that point.

Brad: she had a calf hanging out of her for a couple hours

me: Ack. Hopefully not breech!

Brad: dad chased her around in the cold for about an hour crossing the creek half a dozen times

yes, breech

me: holy crap!

your dad's a bad ass!

Brad: he's 70

me: can't you just stun the cow?

Brad: with what?

me: I don't know!

Brad: a hammer?

me: a dart?

Brad: hah. no

i mean... why bother?

me: "Here, Bessie, you'll forget all about your crotch pain with a swift blow to the head!"

Brad: then you'd have to lift it somehow

me: oh this is true. Bad idea.

what's your dad's main crop or $$ maker?

Brad: corn and soybeans. that's what everyone grows there

me: knee high by the 4th of July, baby!

Brad: that doesn't mean shit

just a nice rhyme

me: I know, but my grandma used to say it all freaking summer

Brad: it's usually 5'+ by the 4th

me: So if you're 9 feet tall, then that's true.