Sunday, July 14, 2013

Yes, Guy. I *Could* Yell at You for an Hour. But!


This seems way kinda more totally better. After your roundhouse kick for being such an inexcusable twatwaffle, of course though "Bum Derelict Asshole Jerk AWOL" were certainly befitting. Think about it. We could burn 5.2 calories a minute! And you have serious Annie philematophobia*, which you need to work out.

*A fear of kissing.








5 comments:

BMF said...

Annie, lay off the gummy vitamins. You're going (more) insane. Guy? Trust me. You'd be SO lucky.

The Offbeat Drummer said...

But the gummy vitamins are so tasty!

Why have 2 per day when you can have 6?

Oh wait. We're junkies. Never mind.

I had the bottle of gummy vitamins on the shelf in my room sort of obscuring the picture of Guy & I.

"Cheer Down" just came on, Guy.

Anonymous said...

You're an unreal kisser. I'll reference the Stones' "Start Me Up," and leave it at that.

The Offbeat Drummer said...

You flatter me. It's really not all that difficult.

The Offbeat Drummer said...

I'm happy to report that we actually burned a few calories together!!!! :)