If Obama SOMEHOW, in the very UNLIKELY event, MY PRESIDENT does NOT emerge VICTORIOUS after tomorrow's election, I'm going public with the fact that it's a reasonable bet I'll get Stinky Ass Drunk, bury my head in oxygen-free cement for the next 4 years and die, and buy a North Face jacket, not necessarily in that order.
GO VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS. BUT NOT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER.
OBAMA 2012!
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44,221 Andreas, if you include The Offbeat Drummer. Who, by the way, is still apparently married according to the Board of Elections. 'Salright. As long as my vote counted!
Heard the POTUS fly overhead at 7am heading downtown to his campaign HQ to make calls. Totally rooting for ya, Barry.
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